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So you wanna know about the smug boy behind this website...



  • I am a boy, in all senses of the word. I might look twelve, but I have wisdom beyong my years.

  • I work in retail, for a giant company, at a tourist attraction mall.

  • In real life, I'm one of the nicest, sweetest people alive.

  • I am not bulemic, like people suspect. I just enjoy eating alot, and have a fast metabolism. (And a faster finger, down my throat. )

  • I'm asian, but I do not play violin, I do not excel in calculus, and I have never taken a karate lesson. The boat I took here didn't offer these courses, so I was forced to learn actual social skills. Poor me.

  • I scream, you scream, we all scream for Gelato.

  • I have a strange fascination with pants, sweaters and bags. I must have more, more, more...

  • I have horseshoes up my @$$, and get everything I want in life. Some people call me spoiled; I just laugh at them from on top of the pony my parents got me for my birthday, after I told them the villa in Florence wasn't enough of a present.

  • I'm a cleptomaniac.

  • I am a child of the city. If it doesn't have a subway system, I don't want to be there.

  • I enjoy watching cliche teenage sitcom, and I watch Streetcents with a vengeance.

  • My goals in life include being a Vegas Showboy and living a life of luxury with my best friends, after winning 12 million dollars in the lottery. And with my past history with regards to luck, the million dollars thing doesn't seem farfetched.

  • I love spinach. On pizza, lasagna, by itself. Whatever.

  • You envy me. And you secretly agree with my opinions. You're just mad because you didn't make this website first. Oh&Well. I win again. The world DOES revolve around me.

    WHINE.
    War. Hatred. Isolation. Neglect. Escape.